Have Yourself an Unworthy Little Christmas
LIMITED EDITION HOLIDAY CANDLE
Fraser Fir Forest
$29.00
Out of stock
Have yourself an unworthy little Christmas! Make the Yuletide gay!
Bring Fraser fir and apostate smiles into your home this holiday season with this Christmas candle.
Get one for yourself, or as a thoughtful gift for your bishop at that tithing settlement you keep getting emails about!
SCENTS
We love the smell of Fraser fir Christmas trees, and we worked hard to deliver that exact smell in this candle. Close your eyes after lighting this candle, and a forest of Fraser firs will spring into your imagination. There's nothing better!
• Top Notes: Fraser fir, cypress sprig, lemon peel
• Middle Notes: evergreen forest, cedar
• Base Notes: Fraser fir, moss, tree sap
CANDLE INSPIRATION
Like the "I Saw Mommy Soaking with Santa Claus" candle, the label for this candle is based on a classic Christmas song with a sassy exmormon twist!
? Have yourself an unworthy little Christmas... Make the Yuletide SSA! ?
Because, let's face it, we're extremely unworthy now that we're apostates! We've committed the only sin worse than murder!
QUALITY + SUSTAINABILITY
All ExMo Candles are hand-poured in small batches, and each of our recipes is tweaked and tested before coming online. We take pride in the quality of our candles.
Our candles are also vegan-friendly, made and packaged sustainably, and pthalate-free. Our commitment to sustainability includes a partnership with One Tree Planted, where we donate the money to plant 100 trees for every 100 candles sold.
Finally, the removable labels on our jars make them easy to upcycle. Woohoo!
DISCREET PACKAGING
We know that you might be living with members of the church, or heck, that your mailman might be Mormon. For that reason, we've chosen not to brand our outer packaging in any way. No one will be able to tell from the outside of the box that you've ordered anything related to being an ex-Mormon. This includes the shipping label, which will simply say it's from Jen + Adri.
PRODUCT + FULFILLMENT DETAILS
The "Have Yourself an Unworthy Little Christmas" candle is guaranteed to give you 40+ hours of burn time. It comes in a glass jar with an aluminum lid, and it measures 3.5" tall and 2.75" across. The net weight is 7.1 oz.
Because all ExMo Candles are handmade to order, please allow a 7-day processing time before your order ships out.
Kristy M (verified owner) –
Honestly brought Christmas cheer into my home after apostasy has made the holidays complicated! The packaging is so fun with a lot of little details like the “signs & tokens” packet that really add to the experience. It’s the first exmo themed item I’ve purchased and it feels so right and comforting. LOVE the scent! I’ve never before purchased a candle without smelling it, but the risk paid off. Subtle and clean, not overpowering or artificial smelling. Thanks for helping me reclaim the holidays! : )
Jen –
Here’s to lighting outer darkness together this Christmas, Kristy! Adri and I are sending you lots of apostate holiday hugs! We’re both so happy you’re enjoying your most unworthy candle! 🙂
Julie Niblett (verified owner) –
Is it a real tree in the living room, or is it this candle?? This scent is so cozy and fresh, and doesn’t overpower and make your eyes water like others similar to it sometimes do. So go ahead, watch that spicy Christmas movie on Netflix with your SO without a bra on, you unworthy apostate!
Jen –
Without your bra on?! That’s almost as scandalous as wearing your bra UNDER your garments! (Gasp.) So happy you like this candle, Julie! Thank you so much for checking it out and leaving a review!
Katherine H (verified owner) –
This candle was perfect for Christmas! I have a fake tree and this candle made me feel like I had a real one. I was also VERY impressed by how long it kept, I burned it every day, well into January! Loved every part of this candle experience!
Jen –
Thanks so much for leaving a review, Katherine! I’m so happy this candle could be part of your Christmas experience!
Allie P (verified owner) –
The scent was the same as my Christmas tree that I got from a farm. It was a light throw of Fraser fir. The candle helped lighten the mood during the holidays.
Jen –
Thanks for trying out this candle and leaving a review, Allie! Glad it could help lighten the mood! 🙂
audrey_morales –
This candle IS CHRISTMAS! It smells like trees but also has a citrus note that just makes it light enough. It is the perfect candle for the holiday season.
Jen –
This one really puts me in the Christmas spirit, too! I’m happy you like it, Audrey! You rock!