Ex-Mormon Candles
If you need ex-Mormon candles in your lone and dreary life, THIS IS THE PLACE.
Christmas Candles
Creator Candles
Limited Fall/Winter
Candles with a Cause
Permanent Collection
The Glass Box Podcast will have a Creator Candle coming in January, but war broke out between the hosts over which scent to choose! Take a side in the Glass Box Wars to help determine what their permanent scent will be! Two incredible candles, but only one will be left standing when the gunsmoke clears.
Our Christmas Candles Are Here!!!
Make the Yuletide gay (very very gay), you heretical scumbag!
Our Christmas candles are available through January 6 (Three Kings’ Day)
I Saw Mommy Soaking with Santa Claus
$29.00
Have Yourself an Unworthy Little Christmas
$29.00
The 13 Shell Companies of Zion (New! 🥳)
$29.00
Great & Spacious Gingerbread House
$29.00
#LightUpTheWorld
$29.00
Limited Edition Fall/Winter Candle
Little flickers of hellfire for your chilly fall and winter evenings. 🍂
Trained in Wickedness, Debauchery, and Every Species of Crime (New! 🥳)
$29.00
Pearl of Pumpkin Spice
$29.00
When I first came across The ExMo Candle Co., I couldn’t help but laugh out loud and feel like I’d found my community!
What first attracted me to their business was the hilarious and relatable commentary on leaving the Mormon church. When I received my candles, it just got better!
I absolutely love the scents — they create a luxurious, comforting, lovely atmosphere. My favorites are “Second Saturday Bliss” and “I Consecrate My Time, My Talents, and My Money to the Gay Agenda”. They are high quality, smell amazing, and just make my day every time I see the funny title in my office.
Also, they make the PERFECT gifts for exmormon friends in your life! Get a great laugh and a lovely scent for your day. Couldn’t recommend these more!
Permanent Collection
Licked Cupcake
$29.00
Apostasy
$29.00
I Consecrate My Time, My Talents, and My Money to the Gay Agenda
$29.00
Tapir Saddle
$29.00
Recommend Buster
$29.00
Lazy Learner
$29.00
Dark Is Delightsome
$29.00
Mormon (A Major Victory for Satan)
$29.00
Mood Lighting for My Little Factory
$29.00
Lieutenant General Supreme Commander (New! 🥳)
$29.00
Angry, Bitter, Maladapted, Shrieking Sociopath
$29.00
Where Will You Go?
$29.00
Second Saturday Bliss
$29.00
Court of Love
$29.00
Adventures in the Lone and Dreary World
$29.00
Bookworm Apostate
$29.00
I’ve bought several candles from The ExMo Candle Co., and I am impressed every time! The small details create a superior candle-buying experience from start to finish.
It’s clear that a lot of thought is put into the packaging, as each candle comes with a book of matches and a Signs and Tokens packet (which is fascinating to read). The label is signed by the person who poured it, which makes me feel as if it is a truly shared experience.
I love sustainability, and the candle jars are easily able to be cleaned and repurposed.
As for the candles themselves, they smell amazing, have great throw, and last for a very long time. By far, my favorite candle company!!
First of all, the scents on the candles are so REAL and genuine. I can’t explain it, but you can really feel the effort and love put into each candle.
Second, such clever thought is put into each candle and branding, that it is so easy to put 5+ candles into the cart and want to check out! Sadly, my budget screams at me not to. But if I could, I would have so many more ExMo candles throughout my house.
Last, the customer service is unmatched and phenomenal!!!!! Jen and Adri truly are so passionate about the experience and make sure everyone feels loved, supported, and heard. I seriously am manifesting a future where ExMo candles can be bought at wholesale. These two are literally lighting the world in the spaces they exist in. So much love and happiness to you both as you continue to be such golden, amazing humans!!!
Creator Candles
Each of these candles supports a different ex-Mormon content creator. When you buy their candle, they will get a percentage of the proceeds, no matter how you got here. No special links or coupon codes required. 🧡
Zelph on the Shelf
$29.00
Gay Away the Pray
$29.00
Opposition in All Things (New! 🥳)
$29.00
Worthy AF
$29.00
Self-Care Day
$29.00
Heathen (in the Deseret alphabet)
$29.00
Loud Laughter
$29.00
Lamaniando y Lemueliando
Our first Spanish language candle ♥
$29.00
Hello, my name is Nick and I’m a scent junkie. I just received my ExMo candle “Mood Lighting for My Little Factory” and am burning it right now! I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I am blown away by the whole package. The scent is rich and warm and the notes of vanilla, crème brûlée and cinnamon can easily be discerned. The packaging includes a matchbox and a “Signs & Tokens” envelope with hand-pressed wax seal. Overall, for the price, you get a lot for your money! I would highly recommend this company and product. Indulge yourself or someone you love with a candle.
I bought my first ExMo candle as a gift for a friend but ended up giving them something else so I could keep it. I’ve now come back a few times for more!
I kept “Mormon (A Major Victory for Satan)” on my desk at work. My employees really enjoyed it! I like to keep “Where Will You Go?” on in my bedroom. It’s not too overpowering for my evening wind down after work. And I got the “Speaking for God” and “Speaking as a Man” candles to poke a little good-natured fun at my believing husband.
I also want to say—these last a long time! I love these perfectly sinful candles!
Candles with a Cause
10% of each of these candles goes towards a specific cause. And we promise this post-Mormon “tithing” won’t go towards SEC fines or legal settlements. Sacrilege never smelled so superb!
Save the Monarchs, Not the Patriarchy (New! 🥳)
Planting Trees in Monarch Habitats in Mexico
$29.00
let your candlelight shine before men; that they may see your heresy and glorify your sacrilege
It’s early Sunday morning. The sun casts a glow across your bedroom wall. Your hand brushes over the smooth skin of your shoulder, and you smile. It’s still strange not having your garments there. As your eyes come into focus, your new candle stares back at you. It feels this moment with you, this “Second Saturday Bliss”.